Jokes:Q-Whats pink and fluffy? Q-Whats blue and fluffy?
A- Pink Fluff! A-Pink fluff holding it's breath!
Q-Where do you find a one legged dog? What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A-Where you found it!
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Q-Why don't aliens eat clowns.
A-Because they taste funny.
Riddles:
There was once a very rich lady who lived in a round-house, in this round-house there lived a chef, maid, and gardener. One day the lady died, the police came to investigate and asked everyone in the house at that time what they were doing. The chef said, "I was just making dinner". The maid said, " I was just sweeping the corners". Then the gardener said, " I was just watering the flowers". Who killed the lady?
Answer- The maid...there are no corners in round-houses.
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